[Filtered against known enemies, thanks to Urahara.]

This is very quickly becoming ridiculous. If Aizen shows up

Ichigo, where are you?

Thank you very much for the gifts, Ishida. I promise I won't let Ichigo or Renji destroy them.

[PUBLIC FOR HUMILATION!]

Kurosaki, Abarai, I've received complaints that both of you have been slacking. Not surprising, but-- If it continues, or I hear anything further, I will assign you to paperwork. If that fails, we'll just have to get my brother involved.

And Ichigo, where's my food?

[Rukia's voice is heard, slightly faint.] Ichi--

[Rukia is cut off by the unmistakable sound of someone throwing up, and when she continues, she sounds a bit ill herself.]

Ichigo?!

[[ooc; Ichigo's weakness is Rukia, and being around her makes him throw up. YUM.]]

Ichigo.

[[ooc; Oh so cursed. Action for the shonen apartment? lol THIS IS SO AWKWARD.]]

...I don't understand why my friends are idiots. Destructive idiots.

Allen, someone is holding a weekly poker game. Perhaps you should join them.

[Filtered to Ichigo]
...Ichigo.

I hate this city so, so much. Allen-san, Ishida-san, I'm sorry for the way I--

ICHIGO, GET YOUR STUPID DOG OFF OF ME.

[[Sorry for the spam! Rukia is cursed again, this time to taste like chocolate ice cream.]

I'm so sick of curses. And this stupid dog.

...Ichigo, may I speak with you?

[ooc; okay, I screwed up, BUT she is under the soap opera curse. Expect FAKE!Rukia all day, Allen~]]

I don't hate Kanda. I merely think he is ridiculously loud and immature.

Renji has always been, and will always be, my best and dearest friend.

I find Ichigo much more attractive than I will ever tell him.

[There is a long, long pause.]

...I hate everything.

If you could do me a few favors...

( REVENGE, not cut IC. )